today I walked past this group who are a year older than me and they started talking loudly about me, then one of the dudes shouted ‘yeah, she’s such a devil child’ so I turned round to stare at him and I just so badly wanted to say ‘thanks for the compliment’
I wish I had
can’t believe louis said he would take harry for the night but he would struggle handling him
can’t believe harry acted like a 13 year old girl when he heard it
Captain American’s military awards -
Combat Infantryman Badge
American Defense Service Medal
Presidential Unit Citation
The parachute badge made me laugh.
Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).
(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)
Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.
Reblogging for all of the above reasons
I SEE YOU SUGARSCAPE
I put these as my rotating background and screen saver and guilt trip myself into studying
warning they can be a bit distracting
you can find these picture by googling if you need more.
i never hit reblog so fast in my life
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia